February 2012
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You know who should win a Grammy? Adele’s ex boyfriend for being the reason she...
– Chelsea Handler (via vitoperrone)
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I always have my toenails polished. Always. I hate gross feet on women. Your...
– Chelsea Handler (via luciannalately)
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Chelsea Lately
Loni Love: OOOO, I love when white people argue! I love this.
Chelsea Handler: Is it funny to see people arguing without hitting each other?
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There are clear signs everywhere that the end of the world as we know it is...
– Chelsea Handler- “Doomsday” (Chelsea Latley)
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Gary Valentine: Wait a second, I say you look stunning and you say I look fat?
Chelsea Handler: ...I'm not trying to fuck you!
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And I guess one of the big fantasies is the ‘nurse’ fantasy? If I was going to...
– Whitney Cummings (via tattooedderbygirl)
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Making us dress up in costumes? Next time your man tells you to dress up, go...
– Whitney Cummings (via tattooedderbygirl)
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Chelsea Lately
Loni Love: OOOO, I love when white people argue! I love this.
Chelsea Handler: Is it funny to see people arguing without hitting each other?
January 2012
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Don’t you just love it when famous people are real people?
– Ross Mathews on Chelsea Lately (via fuckyeahqueenofnoise)
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I wanna get the teardrop tattoos, not because I’m in a gang, but because I’m so...
– Fortune Feimster (via vitoperrone)
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fuckyeahjenkirkman:
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…Don’t get me started on fries. Fries are like relationships. Right? When...
– Ross Mathews (via dontgetfunny)
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They also said, “if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.” They...
– Fortune Feimster, on the Spice Girls reuniting for an Olympic performance in England (Chelsea Lately). (via noteventheoceans)
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They had Woodstock babies, we’ll have Wall Street babies.
– Chelsea Handler (via faded-hippie)
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